does it scare you that in less than 3 months it’ll be 2014
(Source: hotboyproblems, via dulect)
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this is literally the height of comedy tho
Elijah: “Cristine, what are you doing?”
Christine: “Just watching TV.”
Elijah: “You’re in IKEA. It’s not on.”
[X-Files theme plays]
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You want evidence of the absurdism of human existence meet our 45th “president” and the people who support him unconditionally.
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Me waiting for Kylie Jenner to tell us what the year 2018 will be
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Your future self is watching you right now through memories.
not if i drink enough alcohol! take that you prying creep
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